Squirrelsquatch
Music and Lyrics by Bobby Lounge
Verse
Who would believe
In the whole great big world
We would meet up with
A two-story…squirrel
He was more scary
Than a spider from Mars
His gallbladder
Was the size of a car
He lives out in the woods
He smells so bad
He don’t wear tennis shoes
A waterbed could be his corn pad
Chorus
So if you see
Someone in your town
Who’s big and hairy
And looks kinda brown
Oh, you better be careful
You better be on the watch
It isn’t the Loch Ness Monster, oh no
It isn’t the Spider from Mars
It isn’t Ricky Ricardo
It isn’t Mayor Ed Koch
Oh no it’s not
It’s Squirrelsquatch
No it’s not
It’s Squirrelsquatch
Verse
Who would believe
In the whole great big world
We would meet up with
A two-story…squirrel
He was more scary
Then the Spider from Mars
His gallbladder
Was the size of a car
He lives out in the woods
He smells so bad
He don’t wear tennis shoes
A waterbed could be his corn pad
Chorus
So if you see
Someone in your town
Who’s big and hairy
And looks kinda brown
Oh you better be careful
You better be on the watch
It wasn’t the Boston Stranger, oh no
It wasn’t Osama Bin Laden, oh no
It wasn’t Ruth Bader Ginsburg
It wasn’t Lee and the Perez, oh no
It wasn’t Pookie Motie
It wasn’t Mable Doris Abere
It wasn’t Mary, Martha and Lazarus
It wasn’t the world’s largest teenage boy
It wasn’t Yama Bahama
It wasn’t the Dalai Lama
It wasn’t Patrice LaMamba
It wasn’t Suzanne Somers
It wasn’t Peter, Paul and Mary
It wasn’t Jerry, Hal and Larry
It wasn’t nobody on Heehaw
It wasn’t Mary Queen of Scots
It wasn’t Pia Zadora
<big pause>
It wasn’t Mayor Ed Koch
Oh no it’s not
It’s Squirrelsquatch
No it’s not
It’s Squirrelsquatch
Copyright Bobby Lounge — all rights reserved — would have been used by permission if Bobby took calls from his iron lung